So I get a call around 9am this morning from the jail here in Athens, it does a recording blah and then my cousins talking, I'm like what the hell man?
Apparantly last night he was at a party and got a little TOO drunk, well they decided to go downtown, a girl was driving and she wanted to get out at a local bar while he found a parking spot, so they swapped drivers. Well at the next light downtown he almost ran the redlight and some moron was in the crosswalk. FIRST OFF, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE IN THE CROSS WALK IF YOU SEE A CAR COMING AT YOU FAST?
There was a bike cop right there and pulled him over, he got a DUI, boom arrested car impounded. He was BARELY over the limit and just basically moving a car downtown, it's not like he was driving driving.
FUCK COPS, FUCK THE LAW, CATCH REAL CRIMINALS.







So yeah, end of the story he went to jail and spent the night if you believe this and think this is real you're a moron I made all this shit up so lets catch more morons who can't read the whole post first. If you got this far put three periods at the end of your post so I know who knows it's fake. I fucking hate cops. They're bullshitting cock sucking faggots.